When one of our more blonde members of the office got her iPad, she was told it wouldnt work outside the office until she got her “proximity layer protocol” settings from Apple. After 20 minutes on the phone to Apple and the rest of staff doubled over hiding their laughter, we had to let her off the hook, just so normal business could resume.
Gone are the days of sending the apprentice to the hardware for a tin of striped paint, a long weight or a left handed screw driver or metric hammer. Now we have Internet jargon we can make up to publicly humiliate. The staff member was fine you’ll be glad to know The Apple staff member I’m not so sure about.